Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Couch Potato Syndrome It's an Epidemic

So of course alot of people are talking about the recent vote and the Republicans taking over the House..So of course that brings up Social Security, Obama Health reform, jobs, education you name it. and I have to be honest with myself and wish everyone that is sooo worried need to do as well. If you are truly struggling (like poverty/project struggling)
Let's us analyze:

  • Do you live above your means? If yes, learn to build a legacy for you and your family in this society you never know what may happen.
  • Do you live more for today than tomorrow? Unless you have a terminal disease you need to split it up 50/50
  • Do you have a job? If you don't you better be sending resumes and filling out apps every single day.
  • Do you know how to manage your finances? your rent should be 1/3 maybe 1/2 of what you make a month. if you don't make enough bite the bullet and get a room mate.
  • Do you have kids you cannot afford? use condoms. duhhhhhh ;)
  • Are you on welfare? if so, that should be temporary not lifelong..thats a disease it itself
  • Do you get food stamps? Don't get enabled.
  • Do you know what a rainy day is? when it rains it pours.
  • Are you trying to keep up with the Jones's? If yes, look in the mirror and say "Fuck the Jones's I don't like them mf's no way"
  • Do you think the "Man" is holding you back? If yes, that man is YOU
  • Are you trying to turn a "hobby" into a career and it's been over two years and you have yet to make any money? not sexy and quit telling people that's your job. that's your damn hobby.

If more than two of the above apply to you more than likely you have been diagnosed with the Couch Potato Syndrome. period. Lazy is Lazy period. It's not too late but it's time not to blame anyone but your Damn self. It is becoming an EPIDEMIC and I am tired of that shit. Call me harsh but maybe that's what some people need a good slap in the face and a friend to tell them get yo lazy ass off the couch and do something! Better yet the internet can generate you income and you can still sit your fat ass on the couch ;) If you need suggestion just let me know! may not be the job you want but some income is better than no income.


Love ya xoxo,
Blubber.

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